You Might Be a Child of the 80s if...


...your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos...

...you liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser...

...you know which Hollywood Square Jm J Bullock was in...

...you practice getting in and out of your car through the windows...

...you have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts...

...you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for...

...you keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge...

...you can name all of the Thundercats...

...you got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese...

...you know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity...

...you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date...

...you hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital...

...you know who shot J.R....

...this rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."...

...you thought UTFOs "Roxanne, Roxanne" song was the bomb...

...you remember when Saturday Night Live was funny...

...you had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos...

...you know what a "Push Up" ice cream is...

...you wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down...

...you remember boom boxes instead of CD players...

...you've ever rideen a Pogo ball...

...you remember watching both "Gremlins" movies...

...you watched Alf and thought Doogie Howser was hot...





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