You Might Be a Child of the 80s if...


...you won't walk into the place where you once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there..."

...Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language...

...kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"...

...you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video...

...you can remember singing along with Kim "We're the Kids in America" Wilde and not feeling age conscious...

...you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song...

...you have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for you to date due to their age...

...you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica"...

...songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day...

...going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops show up...

...you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married...

... you're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway...

...when somone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end...

...you know what "Sike" means...

...you know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off"...

...you know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer"...

...you can sing the McDonald's Big Mack Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, french fry song while jump roping...

...you ever ended your sentence with "psych"...

...you solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers...

...you watched the pound puppies...

...you can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"...

...you yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own...

...you owned those little Strawberry Shortcake scented dolls...

...you know what 'Whoa' means from Blossom...