You Might Be a Child of the 80s if...


...your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister...

...you think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"...

...you're still bitter that Wham! broke up...

...you type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64...

...the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man...

...you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma...

...you harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair...

...your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks...

...you know whose number is 867-5309...

...you get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career...

...you have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train...

...you know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show...

...you have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf...

...you know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair...

...you wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did...

...you had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard...

...you remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"...

...you remember Heathcliff the orange cat...

...you saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special...

...you remember Popples...

...you wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks...

...you've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the 80's"...