You Might Be a Child of the 80s if...


...you remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene...

...you remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene...

...you've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years...

...the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories...

...you remember when "The Reflex" was a cool song...

...you remember, "Hey, let's be careful out there."...

Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?

...you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend"...

...you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV...

...a predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid"...

...while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again...

...you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was...

...you, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"...

...you know who Fat Albert is. (And who was old boy with the pink mask?)...

...you could breakdance, or wish you could...

Three words: M.C. Hammer...

...you thought it would be great to have a friend named "boner"...

...you can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"...

...you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long...

...the crypt keeper really freaked you out...

...you remember reading Kool-Aid man comics...

...you ever watched Fraggle Rock



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